Review: Tristan Baldwin vs. Kasee (Thunders Arena)

Tristan: Wow. You weren't kidding when you said you were going to one-up me. I said wear something eye-catching. You wear eye-catching in half the size.
Kasee: Half the size?
Tristan: No, I'm talking about [your trunks]. The rest of you? Probably double the size.
Kasee: Thanks, bud. I've never even met you before. Who are you?

And with that opening, Kasee immediately breaks two cardinal rules of improv. He doesn't listen to his scene partner, which is why he doesn't realize Tristan is talking about his tiny red poser. And worse, he doesn't say "yes and ..." and instead actually rejects Tristan's premise that he told him what to wear pre-match. Tsk tsk. Lucky for Kasee he's pretty and who can stay mad at him in that 'gear'.

Tristan vs. Kasee starts out poorly, but if you stick with it, it becomes more worth it.

Things get better as the video goes along.

I actually saw Kasee at the Orlando Airport in February. I was waiting for my flight when I saw him and thought, "That guy looks familiar." I figured it out before he went somewhere warm (based on his attire), while I returned to somewhere cold. In person, he's a cute little muscle guy, but nothing like he looks in this one. Tristan is right. His choice of attire is ridiculously hot and only gets hotter as the back rides up his ass to become thong-like.

Kasee looks his best.

Tristan can't resist tugging on Kasee's poser.

No way can that little red fabric cover those glutes.

Tristan is looking for a tag team partner and Kasee is the frontrunner. He name drops a few guys, including Nick Archer, whom he declares as his best tag partner ever, but a guy who can't hold a candle to Kasee in the looks department. The video approaches five minutes and the guys are still posing and worshipping. I admit that I started to get worried.

Fortunately, they lock up for a test of strength. From there on, it goes another 17 minutes, mostly as a slow squash as Tristan bends and tortures Kasee, testing him as a prospective partner. The trip down memory lane continues as he calls himself Aryx Quinn and calls out famous BGEast jobbers, like Tommy Tara and Justin Pierce. I don't think this reminiscing was a good idea, because it mostly makes me want to shut this off and re-watch Aryx Quinn against those guys.

Anyway, that's not important right now. Let's re-focus on this one.

Kasee thrashes around like a good little jobber.

Tristan evaluates his prospective partner.

Wanna be the man's boy?

Action-wise, there are eventually quite a few sexy holds. This is why said you need to stick with it. Or just start at the five-minute mark. Kasee gets in a low blow, but makes the mistake of calling Tristan "old".  It becomes a good Thunders Arena-style squash as Aryx (hey, he said it first) punishes the younger stud and shows him off for us. Tristan is a fun talker, so it works out right that he carries the weight as the video moves along.

Kasee tries to get over on the old experienced guy.

Who's old experienced now, kid?

Kasee looks stunning as Tristan's jobber boy.

In the end, if you like seeing an old experienced guy toy with a hot young bodybuilder, you'll probably enjoy this. I've never seen Kasee look better than he does here in his skimpy poser that basically turns into a thong throughout. Tristan enjoys having another young plaything to wreck. I doubt they'll ever become a tag team, but it's fun to imagine.

So, that's my take. What's yours?

Alex