This story was written by Anonymous featuring characters from The Cave.
The Cave Unleashed: Brody vs. Ram
Round 2: Cowboy vs. Man-Beast
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| Brody aka Cowboy Chris Steele vs. Ram |
"What's this?" Ram asked with an amused expression.
"I wasn't sure if we were going to work on gimmicks or not, so I wore my trunks from Rival just in case,” Brody said. “Y’all say howdy, now, to one half of the Rival Pro Wrasslin’ tag team champions, The Country Boys: Cowboy Chris Steele!" he added, now fully embracing and even exaggerating the country drawl he thus far worked so hard to conceal.
"It won't make a difference," Ram snorted.
"You betcha it will! We milk goats all the time on the farm, and that's all a ram is – just a big ol' billy goat," Brody twanged, then added in a much more serious tone, "Prepared to be MILKED, boy."