The Cast: Who's Who (April)

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AWL: The Trials of Colt Hill

3: Colt Hill - Scott Hall (pro wrestler)
3: Kirk Manning - Curt Hennig (pro wrestler)
3: Shane - Shaun Michaels (pro wrestler)
3: Marky - Marty Jannetty (pro wrestler)

AWL: The Rise and Fall of Nikolai Khruschev

1: Nikolai - Nikita Koloff (pro wrestler)
1: Vladimir - Alex Koslov (pro wrestler)
1: Jack Justice - Magnum TA (pro wrestler)

Alex Miller's Vault: Flag vs. Flag

The Challenge

The first pair of non-solid trunks I bought was patterned off the Canadian flag. I’d like to say my motivation was national pride or maybe having a piece of home while I lived in the USA, but that wasn’t really it. No, my inspiration to cover my crotch in my home country's flag was the super-hot Canadian heels Petey Williams and Bobby Roode dominating TNA at the time. I wore my new trunks proudly with white boots, knee pads, and a white, lace-up mask with a red maple leaf that framed the eye and mouth holes.

The Cave 10: Riddle's Return

BZZT! BZZT! As I’m pulling on my white bathrobe after a nice long shower, my phone rings. I’ve been waiting for a call back from a prospective wrestler, so even though I don’t recognize the number, I grab my phone, throw in my earpiece and answer the call, saying “Yo, it's Ryan.”

The Cave Undercard 2: Skull vs. Thunder

“Can we talk about Shawn now? Like I said, he’s beefy, strong and pretty athletic. Plus, he was really cool. Great guy. He's not working right now, so he's flexible on schedule. I worked him out a little. He could use a little seasoning, but –”

The Cave Undercard 1: Mako vs. Spartan

“Ugh. I hated that guy. He's only 19, but thinks he knows everything. He was a total fucking punkass, wannabe heel. I can’t even stand how he spells his name. Zach should not be spelled X-A-Q! The less said about ‘Xaq’, the better. Fuck, he sucked. On a brighter note, I’ve got a guy I really liked –”

Ryan interrupts me. He says, “Wait, wait, wait. Cody, I want to go back to Xaq.”

AWL: The Rise and Fall of Nikolai Khruschev

"One, two, three. Odin. Dva. Tri. Yes, no. Da. Nyet. I vill preak you, capitaleest svine. Odin. Dva. Tri. Da. Nyet. Comrade. Tovarisch."

Route 69 S109: Indianapolis IN

Route 69: Indianapolis IN

"Jeff Case? JEFF!"

Who's callin’ me? Aw fuck, no. I see two guys. A young long-haired dude, but I don't know him. He's not the problem. No, the problem is the other guy. Lou. I wish I fuckin’ didn't know him, but I do. What the fuck is Lou even doin’ here? Is he actually comin’ over? For serious? I can't believe it. Last time I saw him, he was droolin’ on a concrete floor. I’d just knocked him out cold with one punch.