Del Toro: "Are you here to wrestle or are you here to go swinging through some trees?"
Greystoke: "Man, I'm gonna be climbing through your jungle real quick."
Del Toro: "I got a tree you can climb on."
Greystoke: "Bring it out."
Del Toro: "Bring it out? For what? You wouldn't know what to do with it."
I'm pretty predictable and I'm okay with that. If you put a wrestler in a loincloth, I'm interested. Here, Wrestler4Hire introduces us to a long-haired (yay), tattooed (meh), hard-bodied (yay), hairy (yay) Tarzan facing an even more tattooed opponent, a street punk heel type. Naturally, as soon as I saw it in the member videos for streaming, I was checking it out.
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| Greystoke is basically a doormat. |
