“Devin will be a true superstar if he chooses to continue his underground wrestling career — and I really hope he does! Not only does he have a body cut from diamond, nipples that could slice through glass, and a perfectly proportioned package, he also has a cocky surfer-boy look and attitude with his thick up-do, light dusting of body hair, frequent use of the word “bro”, and killer smirk that literally melts me inside. He also seems to have limitless energy, as he recovers quickly from moves and is always ready to grapple or flex-off again even when coated in a light sheen of sweat. Best of all, he has a proclivity to refer to his aforementioned package often and frequently dangles it on his opponent’s face and head!”
With that kind of build up, what else could I do? I checked out Devin vs. Kasee.
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| Devin: "Come on, fucking flex, bro." |
