And here we are with the final superhero porn parody series. I've saved the best for last. Well, maybe not the best, but the series I like the most.
As a geek, it's the X-Men who are my favorites, but Tarzan is my favorite character from an erotic fantasy perspective. I've never really been interested in any of the X-Men from a sex or erotic angle, but that's all I've ever felt about Tarzan. In fact, as a kid, Sunday morning TV airings of the old Gordon Scott and Mike Henry movies were my first "porn", along with pro wrestling. It's really the earliest clue for me that I was gay.
Tarzan is the easiest to adapt for porn purposes, so naturally this works the best from a story standpoint. It's such a simple concept - hot naked jungle guy encounters hot city guys. No powers. No plots. Just hot guys in a sweltering jungle, so it's easy to jump to sex. It would be easy to be lazy, but I give MEN.com credit. They actually do a great job with the details here.
Okay, I'm convinced this guy is Tarzan |
The jungle and beach locations are terrific. They're real for one thing. And the jungle is lush, beautiful, but also so dense that it's scary and claustrophobic. It's like Lost. It heightens the tension a lot, adding an interesting element to the videos.
The casting is actually great. Tarzan is ripped, but also hairy and scruffy, which is different than usual. Mike Henry is the only hairy Tarzan I can think of, but he was more muscular and played a jungle James Bond. Now the ape-man does live in the jungle, so a more natural look works for me.
Maybe this guy doesn't look like an English aristocrat, but he's hot and he gets into the part. The way he moves, looks and communicates are all damn good, especially for porn.
#1: We meet Tarzan. He races through the jungle, finding three studs washed up on the beach. He rescues them then watches from the jungle. When they wake, they've got no idea how they got there, but of course they each assume one of the others dragged them to safety. One guy (Tobias) goes off, leaving the other two to fuck while he scopes out the jungle.
The plot parts are great in this, but obviously it's kind of just a teaser. It does look and sound great, but I'm really only interested in Tarzan. In addition to the upfront, Tarzan and Tobias do meet, although it's an intense cutaway that leaves a cliffhanger ending.
Tarzan to the rescue |
Of course there's some of this |
These guys switch things up, but they're not Tarzan |
Meanwhile, the jungle man is on the prowl ... |
It's fun, hot and all very much the jungle savage fantasy come true.
Tarzan: "Tarzan." |
Tobias takes a licking |
Tobias shows Tarzan how it's done |
Some things just come naturally |
Surprise, the guys meet up |
Tarzan is the object of their affection |
Of course there's a lot of this in various positions |
Tarzan's mighty yell |
I'm really happy MEN.com did these adaptations. I was more interested in some more than others, but as a collection, it's cool to see the movies transformed. The production quality is high, even if the stories are not necessarily as tight as my geek side requires.
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So that's my take. What's yours?
Alex
i like most things tarzan. very hot review. great action and i love the location shots. the actor playing tarzan is raw and hot. ur gif's capture the action perfect. although, i would like to see tobias be more aggressive as the hunter. ur last two gif's capture his superior body over that of tarzan. tobias is thicker and taller. would like to see him take control of tarzan.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment! These are definitely more romantic videos with consensual jungle sex being the driver over any kind of domination.
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