WHACK!
“WHOA! UH OH!”
SWOOSH!
“FUCK! OH! EEK!”
BOP! BOING! WHIFF!
“HUH? NO!”
SQUISH! “YIPE! UH!”
“WHAT?” SCREECH!
“AH!” CRACK! SPLAT!
“UNH! OH! FUH - UH - CK! UNH! UNH!”
Oh god. The pain! Did that just happen? It must have, because my balls are killing me! I’m lying in the ring with my ass up and head down after a face plant that followed … well, I can’t even describe what happened. I’m massaging my balls, which are killing me. I’m crying, but I hear hysterical laughing from outside the ring. I slowly move to my knees, still cupping my aching balls. My face is red with anger and embarrassment.
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Me. Tommy. I'm in pain here. |