The Cast: Who's Who (July 2016)

It's an odd month for the Who's Who. There were 20 different studs this month, but only one new one (Gary) and he didn't even wrestle! Most of my 100th posted story celebration Battle Royale images were repurposed, but hopefully you liked seeing them again.

AMU 100: The Cave Battle Royale

Cody/The Bat = Leighton Stultz (Model)

Review: Jake Jenkins vs. Lucas Payne (RHW 1.0)

By now I'm sure everyone knows that Jake Jenkins is back in action for Thunders Arena. Truly this is a joyous event. I have watched two matches and written two reviews, but they won't appear until 8/18 (vs. Steel) and 8/20 (vs. Frey). I've actually completed all my August posts and it's a jam-packed month with 4 stories, an epilogue, 9 reviews and a Who's Who.

Today, I'm not focused on the present, I'm looking back to Jake Jenkins vs. Lucas Payne. This is my fourth monthly post on the glory days of Rock Hard Wrestling. Jake is clearly the reason I bought this video, but I have to say that his opponent did catch my attention, too. However, muscle boys were RHW's stock in trade, so it's not like that was enough to inspire me to buy. No, it was definitely Jake.

Jake's the best, but Lucas has a certain appeal, too

Review: Kenny Star vs. Nero Angelo (UCW)

This is the perfect match to review after the last few superhero porn reviews. It's a great example of how freaking sexy wrestling can be and why I don't need standard porn as long as I've got wrestling to watch.

Kenny Star vs. Nero Angelo is sexy, fun and action-packed. Both guys look great. They sound great. And they embrace the whole private match ideal wholeheartedly. The wrestling is solid. The story is engaging and clear. There's not much more you can ask from a match. UCW has been on fire lately with both hot new talent and top notch action. This keeps their streak going.

Nero wants Kenny, Kenny wants Nero ... to suffer

Review: Tarzan XXX (MEN.com)

NSFW! THIS IS A REVIEW OF PORN, SO IT'S EVEN MORE "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" THAN MY USUAL STUFF!

And here we are with the final superhero porn parody series. I've saved the best for last. Well, maybe not the best, but the series I like the most.

As a geek, it's the X-Men who are my favorites, but Tarzan is my favorite character from an erotic fantasy perspective. I've never really been interested in any of the X-Men from a sex or erotic angle, but that's all I've ever felt about Tarzan. In fact, as a kid, Sunday morning TV airings of the old Gordon Scott and Mike Henry movies were my first "porn", along with pro wrestling. It's really the earliest clue for me that I was gay.

Tarzan is the easiest to adapt for porn purposes, so naturally this works the best from a story standpoint. It's such a simple concept - hot naked jungle guy encounters hot city guys. No powers. No plots. Just hot guys in a sweltering jungle, so it's easy to jump to sex. It would be easy to be lazy, but I give MEN.com credit. They actually do a great job with the details here.

Okay, I'm convinced this guy is Tarzan

Review: Captain America XXX (MEN.com)

WARNING! NSFW! THIS IS A REVIEW OF PORN, SO IT'S EVEN MORE "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" THAN MY USUAL STUFF!

The biggest superhero movie of the year at the box office was Captain America: Civil War. And I liked it. With that said, I am not a big Captain America fan. Yeah, he's a big blond stud in the comics, but I think he's boring. I also find nothing arousing about him being captured by Nazis, real world evil dudes or their direct analogs. In fact, it's just the opposite.

Even with Chris Evans playing him, I just have no fantasies about the guy. I say all this because it might influence my interest in this particular series. So far, this has been my least favorite, but it's not bad. I will give them credit for casting, locations and costumes. Three of the four parts offer a solid superhero setup then keep the guys character.

Captain America gets the XXX treatment

Review: Batman vs. Superman XXX (MEN.com)

IN CASE ALL THE X'S WEREN'T ENOUGH OF A CLUE, THIS IS A REVIEW OF PORN, SO IT'S EVEN MORE "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" THAN MY USUAL STUFF!

Yesterday, I talked about the X-Men porn parody from MEN.com. Today, I'll cover the first one they did, Batman v Superman XXX: A Gay Porn Parody.

Bruce and Clark

Even though I said this yesterday, I'm going to repeat myself, because it's somewhat relevant for these videos, plus it makes good reinforcement.

Review: X-Men XXX (MEN.com)

THIS IS A REVIEW OF PORN, SO IT'S EVEN MORE NOT SAFE FOR WORK THAN MY USUAL STUFF! 

So back in January, I did a review of some superhero bondage porn (here). That was pretty popular, so  I thought this might be of interest, too. MEN.com has been featuring superhero porn videos. This year has had a lot of superhero movies, so they're tapping into that with multiple series of "porn parodies". I use quotes because these are only parodies for legality. There's nothing funny about these videos. They're very impressive in terms of quality.

It's the pairing a lot of X-fans want to see

Before I start, there are a couple of things you should know ...

1. These are porn. The only objective is to see guys fuck. So I have to keep that in mind when evaluating the videos. And when reading these reviews, there will be nudity and sex, although some of my image selection might seem odd. That's partly because of my next point.

2. I'm not a porn guy. It's not because Republicans are declaring it a "public health crisis" or anything like that. I just don't watch non-wrestling, non-superhero stuff. It doesn't seem to interest me very much. From a porn perspective, these are probably pretty good. Most of them have good ratings at Men.com, but I'm really not the best judge on that stuff.

Men is actually the only porn site I've ever joined. I will say that the nice thing about them is that they're cheap and the videos are downloadable in various levels of quality. No streaming crap. No limited selection. For $100, I've already gotten these 14 superhero videos that are mine to own. That's a pretty sweet deal.