Sunday, March 8, 2020

Reviews: Drill Sergeants x 2 (Wrestler4Hire)

I had a review all done and planned for yesterday but when I ran through my usual steps, something arose and changed my plans dramatically. With nothing else really to review, I decided to fill the unexpected gap with a themed post about two different specialty videos from Wrestler4Hire. Neither one on their own felt like they'd hold a post but together, I think they're worthy of chatter.

Alpha male Ronnie tests beta male Noah.

Eliot runs buddy Blake through basic training.


Blake Starr vs. Elite Eliot and Noah Yuckenberg vs. Ronnie Pearl are both domination videos, centered around the idea of the more experienced pro wrestler being in a drill sergeant role. The military-style domination is different than wrestling domination because it's openly embraced and welcomed by the victim/recipient. Wrestling jobbers have to at least pretend to fight and hate what's happening to them. Blake and Noah are willing subjects in their destruction.

You stop, you get a punch in the gut.

Still think you're worthy, kid?

Blake Starr vs. Elite Eliot

No one wears trunks lower than Blake Starr. He's decked out in camouflage briefs, befitting the theme of the video. They seem impossibly low and tiny for a man to wear. His text book Apollo's belt is simply incredible to just stare at and admire. I just wanted to pause the image of Eliot and Blake just talking. Anyway, the handsome hunk is ripped and ready for action as always.

And speaking of ready for action, Eliot is ready to kick some prettyboy ass. He's thicker and more solid than his "buddy" with his power pro wrestler's body packed in sexy black trunks. This video brings out "heel Eliot" pretty quickly.

It's not often I hit pause in the intros.

Is that really military training?

I guess stretching is important?

The premise here is that Eliot and Blake are buddies just shooting the shit. Eliot brings up his military service. Blake says he always wanted to do that. Eliot offers to put him through the same training he got. The lean stud happily agrees, more than willing to try out. Things start out with pushups. When Blake tries to show off, Eliot takes offense and decides to dial up the intensity.

Eliot gets Blake in vulnerable positions then takes full advantage. The basic training turns into wrestling with the lean beauty suffering merciless abuse. Blake is left as unconscious, just a sexy as fuck carcass who learned a lesson. Military guys take this shit seriously and so he should too. Not that he'll pursue his dream after this nightmare. Blake now knows he's nothing.

Squats are the worst. especially
when Eliot is there to kick your knee.

Blake might suck as a wrestler,
but he's captivating to watch.

Blake learns a lesson the hard way.

Noah Yuckenberg vs. Ronnie Pearl

Noah Yuckenberg is what we affectionately know as a soft-bellied jobber. He's young, cute and extremely pale except in his fresh and freckled face, which turns beet red. The young man has a delicious tummy just begging to be part of a gut punch video somewhere along the way. Noah's adorably standing at attention in tight army-green trunks, setting the military theme.

As the perfect contrast, Ronnie Pearl is all-man. He's got thick black hair, a thick black beard, and ruggedly handsome features. The last thing anyone would call Pearl is soft-bellied. His body is rock-hard and ripped. He's short but mighty and immediately in charge. Noah calls Ronnie "sir" from the start but there's no way some pudgy punk can impress a man like Ronnie.

Suck in that gut, beta!

Young and helpless.

Alpha Ronnie is the furthest thing from a soft belly.

Things do not start out friendly in this one. This isn't about two buddies playing around. Ronnie Pearl enters as the boss. Noah is waiting as his trainee. Like the other match, it does start out with calisthenics. Noah tries to follow orders. He is desperate to please his better, a hallmark of the military dynamic. But let's face it, Ronnie has no interest in Noah succeeding.

The drill sergeant savors taunting and destroying the young punk. He's looking to degrade, humiliate and break his victim down until there's nothing left. There's a ton of yelling throughout. Ronnie is a vocal taskmaster. The wrestling includes some hot submission holds with Noah acting as wrestling dummy. Recruits don't fight their superior officers, I guess. The "jobber" sells pain well.

How long can Noah hold his plank?

There's a lot of yelling in this one.

Ronnie: "You make me sick, beta!"

In the end, these videos play to a similar theme. You know if you like seeing a young punk dominated and punished like this. Two very different victims ... Blake is a ripped poser and Noah is a fresh-faced wannabe. Neither "jobber" is very successful but they're not supposed to be. The drill sergeants accomplish their goals - breaking the boys down and proving they're simply not good enough.

So that's my take. What's yours?

Alex


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