MBW is teasing catalogue 14 on Twitter (it's now released), so I better get through the last two catalogue 13 videos I have. My penultimate review from this catalogue is Austin Tyler vs. Ethan Slade, which features two very different kinds of muscleboys. I’ll end with Scrappy vs. Joey McCoy on Thursday. That one has been been covered by both Ringside and W.R.’s Screencaps, but I just want to add to the gushing.
What about this match? Is it worthy of gushing?
It's pro vs. joe at MBW. |
While Austin fits my definition of a “muscleboy” more than Ethan Slade, the young porn actor definitely has his charms. Ethan is a handsome and very trim young man (Frank Sinatra's My Lean Baby comes to mind), which makes him a perfect victim for the powerful pro wrestler. He’s eager to moan, ripped like an anatomy chart, and extremely bendy. And he does get bent, folded and twisted a lot in this one.
Pretty in pink. |
That's a bendy jobber boy. |
I do love those legs. Damn. |
There’s not a ton of talking. The soundtrack is grunting, moaning and pained cries. Austin delights in his role as dominator, amplifying and extending the punishment, but he’s not really a heel. There’s no animosity (until the end after Ethan gets desperate). It feels like this is a job to the pro (nice work if you can get it) and Ethan is in no position to get cocky or trashtalk.
"And every night, when I hold [him] tight, The feeling is nice, my arms can go around twice." - My Lean Baby, Frank Sinatra |
Ethan gets the full tour of the mat room. |
I'm sure Austin squats a lot more than Ethan. |
Ethan puts up his best fight at the end, head butting Austin’s ample bulge (And why not? I mean, it’s right there, you can’t miss it). I love the repeated elbows to Austin’s taint. I was surprised, because I had Santa Claus do the same thing to his Elven opponent in my 2015 Christmas Day story. I also wrestled a guy who included a taint chop in his pro-fantasy repertoire, which is where I got the idea. It’s just plain fun and sexy to see Austin with his ass up being humiliated by the lean amateur.
Austin is methodically ruthless. |
Butt Blaster? Ass Attack? |
Austin's a beast in this one. |
What are other bloggers saying?
So that’s my take. What’s yours?
Alex
Great review - I’m an avid Austin fan and he does not disappoint in this match. Skills like this are tough to find, and he puts them all on display in this match. No. Every match. It’s hard to draw any real comparisons and wouldn’t mind getting your take on others who are of similar ability and style.
ReplyDeleteThat’s a great question. I can’t think of anyone like Austin. Currently, pros like Elite Eliot and Ace Owens are great at W4H, but they’re different. Austin is really unique in how seamlessly he jumps from ring to mat, clean to dirty, face to heel, technical to brawler, etc.
DeleteI need to think more. Maybe I’ve still got vacation brain. :)