Like most story-centric squash videos, I needed to wait to be in the right mood when I watched this. I did wait and I was in the right mood. And so, I really enjoyed it.
Depending on your perspective, Brad is either the best client a bank can have or the worst. I vote best. |
However, now force-exposed to this compact muscle hunk, my opinion changes fast. Like as soon as I see Brad with a beard sweeping the ring. Woof. I don't know if there's a fetish for watching mostly naked musclemen cleaning up, but there probably is. The beard changes everything and suddenly Brad looks like a 50's hunk from a 'sword and sandals' movie. Stunning. Okay, so he's a lot hotter than I remember.
Better yet, Brad shows personality, skills and just owns the screen, captivating me as he defends his turf against an overly eager banker. He's cool and charming with just the right amount of menace. Now I'm wondering if I've been missing out on a super-stud all this time because I rushed to judgment. Shame on me.
Bearded Brad looks better than ever. |
Woof. Bearded Brad is brilliant. |
Lucky Johnny wore white jobber gear under his suit. |
So, the unsuspecting Johnny does what anyone would do ... he dons Max Quivers' suit (I mean, it is seriously huge on the lightweight jobber) and comes in demanding payment. Needless to say, the banker gets knocked out with a cleaning rag, stripped and then tortured for 15 minutes. Worse, Brad ends up talking to Max, complaining about Johnny's complete lack of professionalism, and gets the big man to come down to personally take care of it. And so, the junior banker gets his comeuppance (for expecting someone to pay their bills?) as he's fired then carried off for more discipline from Max Quivers.
Just a simple businessman, cleaning his ring. |
Someone needs to tell banker Johnny that putting on Max Quivers' suit doesn't make him Max Quivers. |
Never mind, Brad shows him that clothes do not necessarily make the man. |
Brad bends, crushes and generally manhandles the helpless young banker with popular submission holds and body punishment. What elevates this is the extra humiliation, as Brad takes pics and makes calls during the annihilation. Because Johnny's just that pathetic. Maybe Brad doesn't just look like an ancient muscleman. Maybe he is one? Anyway, you get it and you know if you're interested.
Brad complains directly to the big man about customer service. |
Boss Max doesn't appreciate Johnny embarrassing his bank and alienating a sexy customer. |
Brad takes out the trash as Max plans some re-training for Mr. Jobber. |
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So that's my take. What's yours?
Alex
I enjoyed this one but by god does Johnny look ridiculous in that suit. Thankfully, he doesn't have it on for long. Glad to see him back at W4H.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have an extremely similar opinion with regard to Braden and Brad. Braden is one of my favorite jobbers but I almost always pass on Brad matches. I gotta say he does trash talk a lot better than Braden. I'll try to keep an open mind towards his future matches and old ones.
That’s funny. I thought I was the only one who’d link the two.
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