I bought this because I was really interested in the new muscleman because of his name and look, plus Frey is usually great with rookies. Unfortunately, things didn't work for me.
I bought it for the promise of Professor Muscles. |
I don't get the impression that Professor Muscles is returning to Thunders Arena. He appeared in two videos then went on his merry way to be a bodybuilder. I can't say that I miss him, like at all, but every wrestler has fans and I wish him luck. Physically, he fits at Thunders. He's short (5'8") with a smooth powerful physique. He looks good in his shiny and skimpy posers as he shows off his beefy muscle. So, from an appearance standpoint, he's a winner.
The biggest challenge for me was the complete lack of chemistry here. The guys didn't work well together. The holds are few, basic and repetitive, but I've gotten past that before. It's the personality chemistry where things fall apart hard. The new muscleman comes across as confused and not ... uh, let's just say not professorial? It feels stilted and he verbally stumbles around. Frey doesn't help by emphasizing every mistake, which reinforces that this guy is no professor.
In the end, I was actually kind of embarrassed listening to this video and that negatively impacted the entire experience. Even with the sound off, you're still left with a basic rookie intro video and Thunders has made way better ones of those.
It takes more than glasses to make a professor. |
Frey hides his shame at having to sell this non-hold. |
C'mon, teach someone something, Professor! |
Now, I'm not opposed to the idea of a character named Professor Muscles. In fact, I think there's a ton of potential in the name, which combines two things that society often portrays as opposites - brains and brawn. Love it. And I'm not opposed to this particular muscleman, either. Like I said, he appealed to me enough to buy this video. It's the combination that throws me for a loop. A wrestler by any other name just does not make as much sense.
Is there a way to make a bearhug seem smarter? If there is, we'll never see it in this video. |
Frey's elbow is the most creative move in the video. |
Don't get me wrong ... basic is not necessarily bad, if the chemistry is there. |
Scrappy's scientific method might not exactly earn him a MacArthur Fellowship ... |
... but it was smart enough to change the odds. Just ask Viking. |
Okay, there are the muscles ... |
... but where's the Professor? |
So that's my take. What's yours?
Alex
Too young to be a professor anyways. Although he is a professor at having muscles so perhaps that's the whole point. He only has muscles but doesn't know how to use them. He trains and trains and knows how to develop muscles but cant do diddly squat in wrestling or at anything else physical. Havent seen the video, so perhaps my take would be different. Just going by what you wrote and the cool gifs. He had a cool look in a way. I like how his face looks as he hangs on Freys knee. Sweaty, and scared. Looks great in the glasses. Although, I have complaints about one or two things that he didn't do right in his presentation. But Ill keep those to myself.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd say that if he has a PhD in Muscles then he should know how to build and unbuild them. Perhaps if he'd seen the flaws in Frey's physique then exploited that.
DeleteI do agree that he has a cool look. I was excited to see him in action, which is why I bought it. If he does return as unskilled muscle, they could change his name to Travis.
I felt the same way. There was nothing professor about him. Wasn't he like 20, that's barely being in college for some. I was thinking maybe his character was a med student or something or maybe he excelled in science. There was a hot muscled college student who had a Youtube channel giving advice on things like chemestry and scientific notation....Damn I would have made an A in his class. That would have been a cool fresh character to add to the roster.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah there is nothing about this...very sexy man that screams professor.
Thanks for the comment. The age thing wouldn’t bother me if he had the right chatter and moves, but a mature muscleman playing the Professor, like Mitch Colby or Butch.J, would probably be perfect.
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